sᴇɴᴅ (☉_☉) ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇs ᴏɴ.

          “ stop gawking at me! you seen
            what just happened, chase him
            down! i can find myself
            something, just go! ”

sᴇɴᴅ (☉_☉) ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇs ᴏɴ.

          “ w-well, i was … i definitely
            misread the subtext in
            our last meeting. ”

sᴇɴᴅ (☉_☉) ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇs ᴏɴ.

            ” do you expect me to shower in a bathing suit? “

sᴇɴᴅ (☉_☉) ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇs ᴏɴ.

            ” well, i was preparing to change into my suit. “

sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴛɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀs.

          “ now you’re trying a little too hard.
            it’s kind of creepy      like you’re
            walking me through your
            personal fantasies. ”

sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴛɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀs.

          “ i’m going to ignore the percentages,
            because those make no sense to me
            in this context. i’ll just give a go on
            getting spanked, but not being
            the one to dole it out. ”

sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴛɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀs.

          “ i wouldn’t call it a fetish.
            but it’s enjoyable. both
            sides of it. ”

sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴛɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀs.

            “ that’s not really a fetish. ”

sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴛɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀs.

            “ are you trying to give me an order? ”

sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ғᴇᴛɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀs.

            “ heh. heh heh heh. shut up. ”